She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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