The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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