all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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