Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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