and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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