He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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