Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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