You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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