There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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