Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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