Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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