I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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