Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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