So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I currently don't understand fingers.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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