There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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