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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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