I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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