I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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