Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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