Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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