North Korea, Best Korea!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize
