are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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