I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Too much gin, very little bucket
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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