Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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