I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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