Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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