My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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