He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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