I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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