ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
we should paint friendship bongs
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