Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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