hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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