i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
please come you make the beer taste better
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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