Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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