She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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