TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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