dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Terrible idea I love it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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