he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
