So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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