I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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