Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
