I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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