How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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