Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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