i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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