this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Ketchup is God's man juice
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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