So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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