return my video game
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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