I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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