no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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