Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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