'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I forget how to act sober
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